Omegle:
Me: I hate my life.
Stranger: Why?!?!?!
Me: I'm 22 work at a fast food restaurant and probably wont do anything better. My co worker makes fun of me all day and if i tell my boss he will cut down even more of my shit pay. My only friend is mentally retarded and we don't do anything together. I can't leave my home town because i still go to driving school and still can't get a license.
Stranger: O.o
Me: And you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: What?
Me: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Stranger: Clever.
