Thats Why I Smile
Omegle:
Me: I hate my life.
Stranger: Why?!?!?!
Me: I'm 22 work at a fast food restaurant and probably wont do anything better. My co worker makes fun of me all day and if i tell my boss he will cut down even more of my shit pay. My only friend is mentally retarded and we don't do anything together. I can't leave my home town because i still go to driving school and still can't get a license.
Stranger: O.o
Me: And you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: What?
Me: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Stranger: Clever.
petelle:

An actual representation of someone entering a fandom.

petelle:

An actual representation of someone entering a fandom.

ohstylez:

f0rever-directi0ners:

harryscockinboobearsbuttocks:

i cAN’T BREATHE

HAHAHA

DEAD. COMPLETELY DEAD.

raveyrai:

khaillou:

Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween

I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

breastpaynes:

onedirectiondomain:

this one was made to be in 3D

can we all wonder why zayn hit sideways

breastpaynes:

onedirectiondomain:

this one was made to be in 3D

can we all wonder why zayn hit sideways

paynelesslyinlove:

Uhhhh Niall- your blonde is showing

hahahahaha omg niall

simple-sadie:

All the time… :’(

simple-sadie:

All the time… :’(